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Post by caroline on Mar 28, 2011 14:01:02 GMT 1
Jake, dear
"I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance..."
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Mar 28, 2011 14:13:03 GMT 1
Dear Caroline [/b][/size] " You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job. " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2011 14:18:44 GMT 1
Jake my friend..
"Me and the boys are going out to catch up with some girls.. I have been assured that we are gonna get some hot sex.. We are talking about Blow jobs.. strip tease.. lots of beers.. wanna join?"
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Post by caroline on Mar 28, 2011 14:28:20 GMT 1
Samuel the second
"New rule: You aren't allowed anything. Ever."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2011 14:31:57 GMT 1
Caroline Sweety..
"Im not really sure, if you're just having a crush on me.. Or if i did something wrong.. but why do i have to follow every rule?"
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Post by caroline on Mar 28, 2011 14:35:58 GMT 1
Samuel the second
"There was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. Thought of you."
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Eric Wolfe
Dimittend
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf
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Post by Eric Wolfe on Mar 28, 2011 14:42:58 GMT 1
Get a grip, Carrie...
"You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"" |
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Post by emma on Mar 28, 2011 15:15:31 GMT 1
Hey, Eric?
"When you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2011 18:12:38 GMT 1
Emma you know..
" When i tell you not, to show up naked at my doorstep, i expect the oppersite... "
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Post by fenella on Mar 28, 2011 18:41:36 GMT 1
Ehm, Samuel...
"I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time..." |
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Mar 28, 2011 18:54:32 GMT 1
Dear Fenella [/b][/size] " Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask? " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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Post by fenella on Mar 28, 2011 19:04:25 GMT 1
Oh Jake, my pet...
"You woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob..." |
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Post by Eddie Llewellyn on Mar 28, 2011 19:42:17 GMT 1
Fenella,
Just got tipped £5 for distracting some dude's girlfriend while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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Post by austin on Mar 28, 2011 22:26:56 GMT 1
Hey, Ed?
"I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it."
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Apr 3, 2011 20:57:40 GMT 1
Dear Alexander [/b][/size] " She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Jake or God. " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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