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Post by fenella on Apr 6, 2011 18:42:04 GMT 1
Ehm... Jake...
"Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "I can hear you having sex"..." |
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Lily Abott
Dimittend
her colours comes and goes; it trembles to a lily, it wavers to a rose
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Post by Lily Abott on Apr 17, 2011 14:37:39 GMT 1
What an advice...
"Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always." |
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Post by austin on Apr 17, 2011 15:05:35 GMT 1
Hey, Lils?
"True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?"
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Post by Eddie Llewellyn on Apr 17, 2011 15:13:14 GMT 1
Alex, bro...
"We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking." |
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Post by fenella on Apr 17, 2011 19:46:25 GMT 1
Seriously Eddie...
"Once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up..." |
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Post by Thomas Chancellor on Apr 18, 2011 0:34:36 GMT 1
You know, Fennie
"I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in."
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Post by fenella on Apr 18, 2011 6:51:33 GMT 1
Don't be jealous, Tom-Tom...
"Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?" |
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Jonathan MacLeod
Dimittend
"I didnae stutter, wumman... Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye."
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Post by Jonathan MacLeod on Apr 18, 2011 22:46:48 GMT 1
Listen, Fenella...
"If I come back covered in mud, topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me." |
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Post by caroline on Apr 18, 2011 23:26:54 GMT 1
Seriously, Jonathan
"I am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet."
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Post by fenella on Apr 19, 2011 6:29:53 GMT 1
*sighs deeply* Caroline...
"I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him." |
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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Apr 28, 2011 9:43:15 GMT 1
So, Fenella
"I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar" |
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Eric Wolfe
Dimittend
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf
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Post by Eric Wolfe on Apr 28, 2011 10:07:35 GMT 1
Hey, Psyche...
"Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue." |
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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Apr 28, 2011 10:45:28 GMT 1
Well, Eric
"I guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo" |
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Eric Wolfe
Dimittend
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf
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Post by Eric Wolfe on Apr 28, 2011 11:17:46 GMT 1
Aarw, Psyche...
"Does it still bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it." |
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Apr 28, 2011 11:21:50 GMT 1
Dear Eric [/b][/size] " 'Lets watch the sunrise' turned into 'lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning' " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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