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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Apr 28, 2011 11:42:19 GMT 1
Jake!
"New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?" |
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Apr 28, 2011 12:00:14 GMT 1
Dear Psyche [/b][/size] " Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps? " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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Post by Eddie Llewellyn on Apr 28, 2011 12:11:13 GMT 1
Hear this, Jake...
"He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him."
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Post by fenella on Apr 28, 2011 12:32:31 GMT 1
I've got an offer for you, Eddie...
"I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka..." |
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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Apr 28, 2011 15:42:31 GMT 1
Dear Fenella
"He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"" |
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Post by fenella on Apr 28, 2011 16:22:22 GMT 1
Uhm, Psyche...
"You are the one person I know will appreciate this - and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am - but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS!!" |
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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Apr 28, 2011 16:28:04 GMT 1
Yearh...
"The bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend." |
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Post by Thomas Chancellor on Apr 28, 2011 18:14:46 GMT 1
So Psyche
"You left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote: "Drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times."
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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Apr 28, 2011 19:12:55 GMT 1
You know, Thomas
"I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect" |
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Post by Emrys Cadwallader on May 9, 2011 16:08:14 GMT 1
Psyche, my vividly blazing firecracker..
'She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Post by Julie Aderyn Young on May 9, 2011 21:51:11 GMT 1
you see...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Post by Eddie Llewellyn on May 9, 2011 22:21:19 GMT 1
Come on, Julie...
"There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you."
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Post by Julie Aderyn Young on May 9, 2011 22:37:20 GMT 1
yeah, but still...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Post by Eddie Llewellyn on May 9, 2011 22:41:48 GMT 1
Well...
"Every man deserves at least one moment like that"
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Post by Julie Aderyn Young on May 9, 2011 22:47:08 GMT 1
of course...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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