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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Mar 1, 2011 16:26:14 GMT 1
Dear Caroline [/b][/size] " I finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... I mean a ginger kid with 2 friends? " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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Post by fenella on Mar 1, 2011 17:18:43 GMT 1
Dear Jake...
"That's what you said about that Spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out!" |
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Post by Dean Scott Ivory on Mar 1, 2011 20:47:35 GMT 1
My angelic Fenella,
"Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all." |
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Post by fenella on Mar 1, 2011 21:30:38 GMT 1
Dean, my little trooper...
"It was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets I never even imagined!" |
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Mar 1, 2011 21:44:02 GMT 1
Dear Fenella [/b][/size] " Before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake.. " Yours truly, Jake[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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Post by Dean Scott Ivory on Mar 1, 2011 21:46:26 GMT 1
Jake the Snake, [/font] "I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that." [/i][/blockquote] |
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Post by Jake Wade Loretz on Mar 1, 2011 21:59:09 GMT 1
Dear Dean , [/b][/size] " I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4. " Yours truly, Jake.[/b][/size][/blockquote] |
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Post by caroline on Mar 1, 2011 22:10:45 GMT 1
So yeah, Jakey-boy
"I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged."
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Post by fenella on Mar 1, 2011 22:13:27 GMT 1
Sweet, delusioned Caroline...
"Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?" |
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Post by caroline on Mar 2, 2011 13:37:49 GMT 1
Dear, dear Fenella
"Are you still at the devil's house?"
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Post by Dean Scott Ivory on Mar 2, 2011 14:28:52 GMT 1
Sweet Caroline, [/font] "I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now." [/blockquote] |
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Post by fenella on Mar 2, 2011 16:02:54 GMT 1
Dean, my little Lionheart...
"I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes..." |
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Domhnall Allaway
Dimittend
From what I've tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire.[Mo0:0]
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Post by Domhnall Allaway on Mar 3, 2011 15:40:44 GMT 1
dear fenella
"My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow" |
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Post by Dean Scott Ivory on Mar 3, 2011 16:05:22 GMT 1
Dude, [/font] "She sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out.. I need to find a new friend with benefits." [/blockquote] |
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Post by fenella on Mar 3, 2011 17:17:22 GMT 1
Ehm...Deanie-baby...
"Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog..." |
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