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Post by Jessie Taylor Blythe on Nov 27, 2011 20:37:06 GMT 1
But Matt, really...
"Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper"
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Post by Annabel Baker on Apr 1, 2012 14:29:31 GMT 1
By the way...
"I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome."
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Post by Matt Taylor Blythe on Apr 1, 2012 21:29:34 GMT 1
Uhm, Tink..
"You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours."
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Post by Annabel Baker on Apr 1, 2012 21:40:58 GMT 1
Well...
"You know what, Matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you."
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Post by Jessie Taylor Blythe on Jun 5, 2012 23:26:58 GMT 1
Hey Anna...
"The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted"
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Post by Anessa Llewellyn Yates on Jun 6, 2012 0:06:32 GMT 1
Jess, speaking of challenges...
"He told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. Challenge accepted."
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Post by Emilia Bones on Jun 6, 2012 15:01:58 GMT 1
Come find me, please...
"I'm right under the moon!"
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Post by Sarah Bones on Jun 7, 2012 9:41:19 GMT 1
But sweet babysister...
"I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge"
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Post by Anessa Llewellyn Yates on Jun 7, 2012 10:53:52 GMT 1
Seriously...
"Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes."
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Post by Sarah Bones on Jun 7, 2012 12:34:36 GMT 1
Darling Nessie
"I'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up."
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Post by Anessa Llewellyn Yates on Jun 13, 2012 8:33:41 GMT 1
Ehm, Hightower...
"You thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop."
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Post by Jessie Taylor Blythe on Sept 28, 2012 22:59:58 GMT 1
Se-ri-ously...
"From now on when a guy sends me a d**k picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes d**k."
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Post by Alistair Murray on Jul 4, 2013 23:07:03 GMT 1
"jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along."
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Post by Jessie Taylor Blythe on Jul 5, 2013 2:20:49 GMT 1
Your jealousy is getting a bit over-the-top, Ali...
"I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory." "
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Post by Sienna Eliza Argall on Jul 5, 2013 23:13:56 GMT 1
Ehm, Gryffindor girl..
"You were saying 'I am the vodka queen!' and then in a different voice replying to yourself 'all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful"
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