Lily Abott
Dimittend
her colours comes and goes; it trembles to a lily, it wavers to a rose
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Post by Lily Abott on Jun 16, 2011 16:30:48 GMT 1
Tell me,
"Who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss?" [/blockquote] |
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Darren Padilla
7. ?rgang
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass.
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Post by Darren Padilla on Jun 16, 2011 18:14:15 GMT 1
Alright y'all ..
"Just so you're aware of it in the morning:
you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice." |
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Lily Abott
Dimittend
her colours comes and goes; it trembles to a lily, it wavers to a rose
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Post by Lily Abott on Jun 16, 2011 18:19:51 GMT 1
Hear this:
"She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim."
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Post by austin on Jun 16, 2011 20:46:55 GMT 1
Lily!
"Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity."
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Lily Abott
Dimittend
her colours comes and goes; it trembles to a lily, it wavers to a rose
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Post by Lily Abott on Jun 16, 2011 20:54:20 GMT 1
Guess what...
"Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches."
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Post by austin on Jun 20, 2011 16:44:17 GMT 1
Uhm... Lils
"Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them."
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Post by todd on Jun 20, 2011 20:00:23 GMT 1
Ehm, Alex...bro...
"What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "Not for baby turtles"?" |
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Lily Abott
Dimittend
her colours comes and goes; it trembles to a lily, it wavers to a rose
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Post by Lily Abott on Jun 20, 2011 20:08:17 GMT 1
Guess what...
"I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever."
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Post by Thomas Chancellor on Jun 24, 2011 13:52:48 GMT 1
Well, Abott ...
"You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part."
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Post by Psyche Hestia Guillotine on Oct 20, 2011 7:22:02 GMT 1
Thomas...?"The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.."
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Post by Alistair Fairbairn on Oct 25, 2011 11:14:54 GMT 1
Psyche
"you hid your keys in a box
of lucky charms because
drunk you was apparently
going to eat them for breakfast..."
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Imogen Ivory
Dimittend
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
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Post by Imogen Ivory on Nov 27, 2011 1:40:24 GMT 1
You know...
"I was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and I felt a little bad."
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Eric Wolfe
Dimittend
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf
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Post by Eric Wolfe on Nov 27, 2011 13:55:51 GMT 1
Ehm, Plushhead..."You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month!"
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Post by Jessie Taylor Blythe on Nov 27, 2011 19:03:30 GMT 1
Seriously...
"Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good."
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Post by Matt Taylor Blythe on Nov 27, 2011 20:22:41 GMT 1
*pssst*, Sis...
[/color][/font][/size] "Mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again..."
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