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Post by Rowan Quigley on Mar 25, 2015 21:53:10 GMT 1
Not saying it was me, but...
"hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen" |
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Post by Jenna Owens on Mar 25, 2015 22:00:57 GMT 1
Yeah, so listen . . .
"Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator" "So if anyone asks that's real."
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Post by Líle Ó Fionnagáin on Mar 25, 2015 22:01:11 GMT 1
"Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!"
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Post by Rowan Quigley on Mar 25, 2015 22:08:03 GMT 1
Please help...
"Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won." |
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Post by Líle Ó Fionnagáin on Mar 25, 2015 22:14:46 GMT 1
"I will not get drunk on our first date.
I will not get drunk on our first date.
I will not get drunk on our first date." |
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Post by Pádraig Ó Fionnagáin on Mar 25, 2015 22:14:47 GMT 1
"No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here" |
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Jenna Owens
| Box-navn | Mer |
| Alder | Seksten |
| Stilling | Anfører & angriber |
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Post by Jenna Owens on Mar 25, 2015 22:17:57 GMT 1
"I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior."
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Post by Pádraig Ó Fionnagáin on Mar 25, 2015 22:20:53 GMT 1
"you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito." |
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Post by Líle Ó Fionnagáin on Mar 25, 2015 22:23:07 GMT 1
"I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter." |
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Post by Oliver Morecambe Young on Mar 25, 2015 22:23:15 GMT 1
So...
"you traded sex for a burrito?" |
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Post by Líle Ó Fionnagáin on Mar 25, 2015 22:27:04 GMT 1
Well...
"I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone."
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Post by Tempest Ophelia Paine on Mar 26, 2015 1:50:19 GMT 1
*sigh*
"Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known."
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Post by Ambrose Berkeley on Mar 28, 2015 18:50:18 GMT 1
Could've been a wand relative...
'Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?'
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| Box-navn | Night |
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Post by Agnes Tweedy on Apr 18, 2015 18:04:13 GMT 1
So, Ambrose...
"That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine." |
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Post by Sybil Attwater on Apr 22, 2015 17:16:41 GMT 1
So...
"The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies." |
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